Ally

dai-sy-m:

do you ever get random bursts of confidence and plan to do something then later wither in shyness

dumbyana:

you may be kawaii but i’m kawaii²

dilemmemily:

one time we got a new kid in fifth grade and he walks right in and sticks his hand under the stapler and staples his hand and just looks at the teacher and goes “I’m going to the nurse” and leaves

comedy-con-couture:

WHY DON’T HUMANS HAVE A MATING CALL THIS FLIRTING THING IS SO FUCKIN TIRESOME

actualcannibalfeferipeixes:

mATH HOMEWORK???

THE BIBLE SAID ADAM AND EVE NOT ADAM BOUGHT 60 WATERMELONS

jesussbabymomma:

PEOPLE THAT CAN BE ON TUMBLR “ALL DAY” AND STILL HAVE ALL A’S ARE THE REASON MY SELF-ESTEEM DOES A BACKFLIP INTO A DOWNWARD SPIRAL

methlabrador:

i accidentally just wrote “the soviet onion” on my paper and now i can’t stop laughing